by Yikari Wed May 07, 2014 3:05 pm
Yeah, that's one of those unfortunate genre conventions JRPG characters get on the wrong end of.
[please excuse terrible, terrible punctuation below this point]
My head is usually more preoccupied with questions like "wouldn't mass transfer technology allow things like those teleporting bombs in FTL?" (of course it would! what's the purpose of having your characters duke it out in space sci-fi setting if you don't use the opportunity to make things interesting?), "how could one fit all these yummy weapon systems on KOS-MOS with self-imposed limitations on hyperspace arsenal and instantaneous reconstructions by nanomachines the story is supposed to work with?" (get her wrecked and rebuilt enough times to spread out the available screentime for all gadgets evenly), "should Ziggy have access to that Predator-like stealth system for more than that single cutscene?" (why is it even a question?!) and the like, I do believe I have an idea or two.
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Tony obviously should be Antony Redgrave - apparently Dante's name during the time the first DMC was developed as a Resident Evil game. Previous experience in detective work and a pair of spiffy handguns optional.
Hammer is a handle the dude got christened with when he literally took a hammer to a piece of hardware he was hacking into with a direct physical connection during the heist that got him arrested.
This triggered the alarms, put the whole operation in full retreat before any actual goods could be stolen and ultimately got him caught, but if not for his decisive action other members of the crew would've walked into a lethal security measure the planning stage didn't account for, so Hammer earned himself a reputation of being able to pull through under pressure when the lives of the team were on the line regardless of his usual flighty nature and a nickname to go with it.
The actual name? Hmm... Jeffrey Denton leaps to mind. I wouldn't be able to explain why though.
Margulis is a last name? If you wanna go with a jewish theme, than something like Moisha (that's a male name, right?) is always an option.
Helmer always reminded me of Samuel Jackson, so that would be my first choice.
Pellegri? For some unknown reason she made me think of Alexina.
I think I'll need to write down the whole list somewhere if I were to tackle this. I can't actually remember them all.