What are you thinking?

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I am in despair! My inability to think up the plot for the numerous story ideas rotting in my notes has left me in despair!"

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Did I do it right?"

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Just one more week but I'm already so FREAKING DONE."

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I could have said that in a less jerkish manner."

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I hope I can do this. I really, really hope I can do this."

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I am the biggest jerk."

^ No way, you're too amazing. :<

*hugs*

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Bleh, I can't lie down on any surface anywhere without getting up sneezing."

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I suppose my timidness can sometimes make me look like I'm lazy or just a plain jerk. But I suppose I'm also trying to hide my own stupidity."

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I have to remember that it does not make me a horrible person if I cut out toxic family members. Toxic people are toxic people. It's hard to unhinge cultural background, though."

^ Thisssss. Don't ever feel bad for protecting yourself. <

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Nope nope no goddammit it is not supposed to be this cold right now. I had to bust out the friggin' space heater this morning and that's nOT OKAY it is freaking APRIL NOW."

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I hate group projects. I'm not in school anymore. Why do I still have to do group projects, especially where I work?"

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Yeah, I think it's time for more coffee."

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They probably hate me at this point, but I can't just give in."

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Why is it cold? It's almost freakin' May. Stop being cold. Staaaaahp."

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Which reminds me, sweet tea vodka is apparently a thing. And cake-flavored rum."

^I saw cinnamon twist vodka last night, which left me perplexed/intrigued.

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Phew, it's finally completed....Now what?"

^ What an amazing world of alcohol flavors we live in. |3

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What the poop, I was fine gardening all morning but NOW my allergies decide to explode? Asdfjkhsfbpgelergl"

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Man, why is my family insane? 8:30am is much too early in the day to be up on Easter."

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Oh, looks like I got ill with intestinal influenza or something. While sitting on the john all night long with a bucket in hand was an... interesting experience, I could've lived without it. Honest."

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That moss needs to grow in a bit more."

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I should just tell them I want to move, but I've already made so many other moves already."

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I'm a worthless disgusting parasite and I probably should've been locked up humanely before I could ruin anyone else's life. Oh hello, inspirational Monday self-talk. :/ Thank you for reminding me that I need to stop forgetting my meds."

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I find myself under the sway of one of those urges again. You know, the one that compels you to log in, go to that thread you sometimes throw some junk in and delete all those posts. Hopefully, it will pass with time."

^ I used to feel like that a lot, and I'd get really self-conscious about everything I posted. :[

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Oh wow, does the rest of the internet know yet?"